MZT's answer to homelessness!

So, since my office is in the GHETTO... we have a lot of homeless people hanging around.

And, I am not going to lie, I kind of dig some of them.

There is this one guy, who tells me everyday (when I cross the street to buy cokes) how pretty I am. At least that's what I think he is getting at... he NEVER actually formulates a whole sentence and he is missing a lot of teeth and he is always sleeping with a cigarette in his hand... basically, he's a hot mess! A big hot mess.

He sleeps in the shady part of the side of our property, between a few trees. Apparently my boss was over him.

So, this was his solution!

I can't be certain, but, I am pretty sure the homeless guy will just move to the open spot between the two adjacent trees.

But, I could be wrong!

I just think maybe we should have spaced out the cacti!

AND, I told the guys in the office if they were going to rid the premises of all my suitors, they would have to kick up the compliments or at least grunt at me every once in a while.

One of the guys mumbled something about me maybe looking better from the ground up and another said something about sexual harrassment.

Why can't I get ANYONE to do what I want!