I am sitting in my office.
Dressed all FANCY SCHMANCY because my bosses asked us all to dress up today.
Nevermind that MOST offices have casual Friday. We're all decked out....
Which means, I am wearing heels. Tall ones. Because in my opinion, you cannot successfully "dress up" AND wear flats.
And, the reason we are dressed up... some RICH RICH RICH businessmen from China are visiting our office....
Which means I will be AT LEAST an entire foot taller than the tallest of our visitors... which is apparently no big deal, since Jackie told me I "won't be required to dance with them or anything."
BUT, my boss has requested that we all join him and the China men for lunch...
Which brings me to the main question of my post...
What time do normal people eat lunch???
Because I start thinking about what I want for lunch around 9:50 am EVERY weekday. And, I start talking about WHERE and WHAT we are eating for lunch at like 10:20ish. And, by 11:02 Jackie is dialing my extension and we are gabbing about how we are SO hungry... and then by like 11:05 this whole office is a ghost town. But, it's 11:20 and the China men don't look hungry at all... which is stressing me out... because I am thinking about gnawing on my own arm.
And, all of it really makes HATE China.
2 comments:
Please tell me you have a snack drawer?
I REALLY should. Seriously, if the people in my office are lucky, I MAY pass out soon. If not, someone's going to get hit or bit. Either way, if I don't get food soon... it's going to get ugly!
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