To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Just when I thought it couldn't get any better...

Diet Coke added Vitamins and Minerals...

and introduced Diet Coke Plus!

Now it's a diet and health food.

I'm about to contact the FDA and get it added as the cherry atop the food pyramid!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's good too! It's kind of a cross between coke zero (which I love) and diet coke (which I don't love) which makes it a slightly different flavor (which I love). Plus, it's a health food, so I can reconcile my feelings toward diet coke...I see many longnecks in our future!

Ali B. said...

Now if only we could find that S.E.D., we'd be set!

Unknown said...

this could be the best news of my life. is it fortified with calcium and magnesium? because that is one of the issues with diet coke- osteoperosis.

Anonymous said...

is this true? amazing.

Unknown said...

This may be the fountain of youth the world has been looking for. We should start doing longevity research into this product now. We need a set of identical twins. They must live the EXACT SAME life in respect to their environment. The only difference can be one receives milk, the other DC+. Eventually when the twins come of age, the placebo infant, if you will, must think that he is drinking the same DC+ as to account for psychological influences of prolonged survival of the body.

We're gonna live forever... especially you. Bottoms up!