People always ask ME for dating advice. People... CLEARLY this is not my niche. How do you people not get that.
From now on the only advice I am going to give is this...
http://itsyourtechnique.com
Bahahahahaha. It's awesome starting with the title... and then moving onto the content. AWESOME!
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
Totally Normal, Right?!
On Friday I had a conversation with my friend Claire that went something like this....
Claire: So, what are your plans for this weekend?
Ali: Dinner, wedding, birthday party thing and I have to make a Tony the Tiger costume.
Claire: Weird.
Ha ha ha.
That statement would not be weird at all... if I had any kids. I mean, I am sure most of my friends have weekend plans that sound a lot like that, right? But, they have 4 or 5 kids, usually.
Which brings me to this... why is it that only guys get that knock on the door saying "about 4 or 5 years ago we had a kid"??? Is that too much to ask? I just think that would be the best thing ever! Why do men have all the luck!?
Anyway, I DID make a Tony the Tiger costume all by myself (except the head, Jackie made the head for me). And, I am super impressed with myself! Bring on the kids... I am ready!
And, in two short days, I am going to rock it... just like a 4 or 5 year old kid would!
Claire: So, what are your plans for this weekend?
Ali: Dinner, wedding, birthday party thing and I have to make a Tony the Tiger costume.
Claire: Weird.
Ha ha ha.
That statement would not be weird at all... if I had any kids. I mean, I am sure most of my friends have weekend plans that sound a lot like that, right? But, they have 4 or 5 kids, usually.
Which brings me to this... why is it that only guys get that knock on the door saying "about 4 or 5 years ago we had a kid"??? Is that too much to ask? I just think that would be the best thing ever! Why do men have all the luck!?
Anyway, I DID make a Tony the Tiger costume all by myself (except the head, Jackie made the head for me). And, I am super impressed with myself! Bring on the kids... I am ready!
And, in two short days, I am going to rock it... just like a 4 or 5 year old kid would!
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