Friday, May 25, 2007
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
I really love surprise ones.
Today I got a package in the mail from my friend Uncle Melly.
It was this fabulous D & G purse.
I was thrilled and shocked that I would get such a fab gift!
And, I'm pretty sure it's real. She does have a pretty posh job at the computer lab at USU.
Is "Gabbana" suppose to have 2 b's?
It's so sex-in-the-city!
Thursday, May 17, 2007
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
But, here's the deal, if the name of the sender of the spam sounds legitimate (a.k.a. not like a porn-star name) I pretty much have to open the email, because I keep getting vendors and subcontractors and clients that send me stuff and I never know their names and if I don't open EVERYTHING I seem to miss important documents.
So, obviously, like most people (gender-specific SPAM seems to be obsolete), I get hundreds of SPAM emails offering me cheap Viagra, and the ones to help those sweet little African Kings out by letting them store their millions in my bank account, etc... Annoying as they are, I get how they work for the spammers sending them, because people are not bright or apparently high-functioning after a certain age.
However, by far, the most SPAM I receive comes from people who want me to buy Replica Watches for dirt cheap. Is that really THAT big of an industry??? I am confused by this.
Anyone ever get the replica watch spam?
Anyone ever bought a replica watch? If so, I hate you! But, don't take it personally.
Sunday, May 13, 2007
Since it's mother's day I am going to share some of my favorite quotes from my mom. I am going to have to paraphrase, because the exact words... well I can't remember them.
I don't have Alzheimer’s, but I definitely have half-heimers.
All of my children are bi-lingual and I an only uni-lingual.
(As you can, see might not even be that... mono-lingual).
Don't touch that frozen yogurt in the freezer. I bought it for the dog.
(Sadly, she wasn't kidding.)
Friday, May 11, 2007
"I think your obsession with ketchup is adorable."
"Your hair looks so... ummm... 80s today."
"Wow your toes are long. I mean, you could palm a basketball with those, you could play Olympic sports with those." - this one was given by a guy I dated... but, what did I expect, one of our dates was at Hooters.
This one I got this morning.
Jonathan: "Hello Farrah!"
Jonathan: "You look like Farrah Fawcett today"
Me: "Like the poster you had on the wall as a kid?"
Jonathan: "No, Just your hair."
FOR THE RECORD, I CAN'T HELP IT, this is what happens when you have quasi-curly hair and you are too lazy to do it!!!
I know I have recieved more, but I can't remember them due to my old-age half-heimsers.
Now, I'd like to hear some of your best veiled compliments... go!
Tuesday, May 8, 2007
... So I had the best dream about you two last night. Ali was engaged
to some totally short, weird guy. Everyone was freaking out because they
didn't really know each other. Ali just said it would all be okay and they
would fall in love at some point. We were all over at your house, which
wasn't the house you now live in. It was some other random house. We
were talking about the situation and Ali and little guy walked in. It was
very tense and then the dream was over...
Basically, this is EXACTLY how I imagined it would happen for me... ever since I was a little girl... OK, actually this version only surfaced as a fantasy last year... but, still.
For those of you who wish to have future dreams about me... if I am not getting married in real life, here are your available options for husbands, there are 4:
(1) David Beckham (but, only mute... I don't think I could handle it if he actually spoke);
(2) Wentworth Miller;
(3) Chris Carraba; and
(4) Jared Leto (pre make-up, jean leggings and the no-name band) - the My-so-called-life or the Fight Club years.
If I marry anyone else... namely anyone short and weird... I really don't need to hear about it.
And, if I do, be warned... I am going to attempt to direct my dreams to avenge the ones had about me, and I am not promising that everyone lives in my dreams!
Monday, May 7, 2007
Quote of the night: "I don't want to wear the pants in my relationships, I just want to pick out the pants." - Lindsey Fife
Saturday, May 5, 2007
Thursday, May 3, 2007
Tuesday, May 1, 2007
It's a bit egocentric for sure, but I decided to try it.
I have often said that I totally fear any sort of photos (not that I have taken any compromising ones) appearing on the internet. I just know that any that make it into cyber space will clearly look like the ones I take for the ward meat market catalog... which are never pretty! I fear this the same way my sister-in-law fears being filmed from behind as 60-minutes pans the crowd of people for the latest "over 80% of Americans are fat" series. She really does! Good thing she beautiful and tiny, so she's in the clear.
On the other hand, I DID see some frightening photos of me. Turns out the only reason I even appear on google is that I have run a dozen or so half- and full- marathons in the past few years... so you can imagine how hot the images are of me after 4 hours of running... Best thing about it is that before Christmas a few years back the company at the marathon who took the photos (from the ground up, mind you), sent me one in a Christmas-type photo frame requesting that I purchase some to send out for Christmas!!! I thought it was a joke, but it wasn't!
I am siding with Viacom these days... Google is so overrated!
That being said... has anyone else ever googled themselves? I am dying to know which of my friends is the most famous and why.