So far today, I have been given the following advice:
"You need to learn how to walk sexier." (This WAS in fact followed by a demonstration).
"You're too advanced for that guy. But, you might have to marry and divorce him because the guys you know don't like to move on."
"What's Up with the prison stripes?" -Micah
"Um, actually they're navy." - Me
"Whatever" - Micah
(Just as a side not, half the stripes are vertical, so the prisoner thing never really made sense anyway.)
"You should have kids soon. I don't mean to pressure you, I know it's the middle of the day, but... I still think you should think about it."