The biggest Loser of 2008 (winning by a landslide in my opinion)...
But, since I am a kind soul, I want to help him out a little.
I know that you chose a career that afforded you way too many blows to the head. And, perhaps that is where you lost every brain cell you were ever given. I, personally, am thrilled that you were recently found guilty. KARMA, I say. I think you deserve to go to prison for killing your ex and that Ron fellow. But, seriously, was it worth the 9 to 33 year prison sentence you'll receive to steal back your own stuff?!? Next time, maybe you should hit up Steve and Barry's or the USC bookstore and buy a jersey and/or a football and just sign it! Just in case you forgot, you ARE still O.J. Simpson! But, whatever!