To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Excuses, excuses.

I have a REALLY hard time saying "no" to anything or anyone. But, there are so many days where I think it would be a very very beneficial art to master.

I don't really even know why I can't say no. But, one possibility is that perhaps I don't usually have a really good excuse to say no.

Fear not, I think I have found one.



The next time I need an excuse I am totally going for it "I view my hands as elite athletes, like Olympic athletes, and so anything I do is to protect them from jeopardy or danger. So, for me that means not cooking, or cleaning, no taking out the garbage, no opening windows or doors, no gardening, no sports, no no no..."

Wait for it. If I say "I can't, I am a hand model", it just means no.

P.S. Jackie sent me this video. And, as I was watching it she said, "come on, let's just ask the question everyone wants to know." When I asked what that would be her reply was, "Well let's just say, she must have a massive bidet!"

5 comments:

Jordan said...

That lady is so creepy! I watched it twice.

Chad, Melanie and Layla said...

All I have to say is YIKES! That lady is a little creepy!

MY FOUR SONS said...

The way she gazes at and caresses her hands....disturbing.

Katy said...

I was going to post this on my blog! Dang it--you beat me to it. My hands have never seen the light of day either. What's the big deal?

Marcitut@gmail.com said...

Lets find that lady, take her out into the back yard and rub her hands in the dirt. Don't you just want to scratch/dirty/punch her hands. She is missing out on life.