To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Saturday, July 19, 2008


My dear sweet friend told me this weekend "You are not going to get married anytime soon because you don't know how to piss or get off the pot!"

I don't REALLY EXACTLY know what this means. But, it's been running through my mind all weekend. And, it makes me laugh.

I assume it has the same sentiment as my recent prayers "Dear God. Please send me a back bone. Thanks!"


Aubrey said...

Girl, you always make me laugh!!!

The last Unicorn said...

Interesting... I thought it was "you don't know whether to piss or get off the pot." If you don't know HOW to piss... you can be in for some real trouble. That alone might explain why you are not married yet :)