To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Monday, June 15, 2009

MZT's answer to homelessness! - Part 2...

I am having a lot of Dunder Mifflin moments at my new job.

Dear Bryan,

That last plan, kind of backfired.

Who knew?!? I thought he'd just scoot down to the free area between the trees...

Wrong again!

Oh well, it's probably better to just snuggle up to the cactus!?!
Love, Ali

P.S. I will have you all know that the homeless man whistled at me twice today! Yes! I am pretty sure the fact that I didn't shower contributed to his excitement in seeing him. Perhaps we are in the same league!?!

P.S.S. A lady in my office said this to me "your cheetah print shirt makes me want to growl at you." (I told her to have at it then)... I just wanted you all to get a visual of how brutally attractive I look today!


Amanda said...

I think I would be a little alarmed if another woman growled at me...I'm just sayin' is all.

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