I love my mommy. Her name is Jan... but, I call her "J".
Since it's mother's day I am going to share some of my favorite quotes from my mom. I am going to have to paraphrase, because the exact words... well I can't remember them.
I don't have Alzheimer’s, but I definitely have half-heimers.
All of my children are bi-lingual and I an only uni-lingual.
(As you can, see might not even be that... mono-lingual).
Don't touch that frozen yogurt in the freezer. I bought it for the dog.
(Sadly, she wasn't kidding.)