Sometimes when parts of my body are sore, I just ASSUME I have cancer there.
And, sometimes when I get really thirsty, I just ASSUME I am diabetic.
But, I have NEVER actually made an appointment with the doctor to verify any of these assumptions.
Therefore, I am NOT a hypochondriac! Right?!?
Although one time this guy had me all but convinced that I had contracted lock jaw from a rusty fence that impaled me... but, that time I ACTUALLY did get a tetanus shot, so...
P.S. Jackie says she thought she had Lou Gehrig's Disease for all of the early 90s. So, I am totally normal!