Sometimes when parts of my body are sore, I just ASSUME I have cancer there.
And, sometimes when I get really thirsty, I just ASSUME I am diabetic.
But, I have NEVER actually made an appointment with the doctor to verify any of these assumptions.
Therefore, I am NOT a hypochondriac! Right?!?
Although one time this guy had me all but convinced that I had contracted lock jaw from a rusty fence that impaled me... but, that time I ACTUALLY did get a tetanus shot, so...
P.S. Jackie says she thought she had Lou Gehrig's Disease for all of the early 90s. So, I am totally normal!
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No... but you may want to see a shrink to see if you have paranoid schizophrenia.
You always make me laugh Ali. =) Your new camera looks slightly intimidating. When do we get marathon details?
I just posted it, just for you Amanda!
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