To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

So, here's the deal...

Sometimes when parts of my body are sore, I just ASSUME I have cancer there.

And, sometimes when I get really thirsty, I just ASSUME I am diabetic.

But, I have NEVER actually made an appointment with the doctor to verify any of these assumptions.

Therefore, I am NOT a hypochondriac! Right?!?

Although one time this guy had me all but convinced that I had contracted lock jaw from a rusty fence that impaled me... but, that time I ACTUALLY did get a tetanus shot, so...

P.S. Jackie says she thought she had Lou Gehrig's Disease for all of the early 90s. So, I am totally normal!

4 comments:

The last Unicorn said...

No... but you may want to see a shrink to see if you have paranoid schizophrenia.

Amanda said...

You always make me laugh Ali. =) Your new camera looks slightly intimidating. When do we get marathon details?

Amanda said...
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Ali B. said...

I just posted it, just for you Amanda!