To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

For the record...

Here is the sad truth... pasty white people look funny when they try to tan. It's just not attractive.

My Oompa Loompa complexion is fading, which I am ACTUALLY quite thrilled about.

But, I currently look like I have leprosy which is ALSO not attractive.

How long does it take a fake tan to totally wear off?

1 comment:

Amanda said...

Haven't you seen "The Wedding Planner"? She says something like, "Half a cup of lemon juice, a few tablespoons of salt and a loofa. Scrub scrub scub." =)