Here is the sad truth... pasty white people look funny when they try to tan. It's just not attractive.
My Oompa Loompa complexion is fading, which I am ACTUALLY quite thrilled about.
But, I currently look like I have leprosy which is ALSO not attractive.
How long does it take a fake tan to totally wear off?
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Haven't you seen "The Wedding Planner"? She says something like, "Half a cup of lemon juice, a few tablespoons of salt and a loofa. Scrub scrub scub." =)
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